If you turn off all the lights and bring a candle into a dark room with a mirror and say, “Carol Danvers isn’t the real Captain Marvel” three times Mar-Vell will show up in the mirror and say, “I’d run if I were you.”
Because Carol Danvers will find you.
I didn’t realize the Giffoni Film Festival was actually a GQ photoshoot.
I’m back and I’m sun boiled and gotta go take the dog for a walk.
And go food shopping.
GUYS THIS FUCKING HOGWARTS THING YOU CAN REGISTER AND PICK A HOUSE AND JOIN A DORM AND READ TEXT BOOKS AND TAKE FUCKING CLASSES AND dO fUCKign HOMEWORk.
iM So pUMpED i coULd eaT A uniCORN
No but guys I have been waiting for this to open for ages. I’m taking fucking History of Magic. It’s sort of a response to everything we felt was missing from Pottermore.
I don’t know who they are trying to fool. That was totally a documentary of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson in his previous life as Hercules.
Said hi to Neptune down by the beach. #adventureswithfamily
We made a bottle-nosed friend! #adventureswithfamily