I really would love to see that crossover, repeatedly, in every possible position. Even if it would end in tears because let’s be real, everything the Winchesters touch ends in tears. Poor little shits.
“Look kid,” Sam says. It’s the third time he’s tried the good cop routine and Dean can hear it wearing thin. “We know you had nothing to do with the murders. But we also know you’re not the only werewolf in town.”
The kid tips his head and sucks on his lips, the total absence of fucks glaringly obvious. Dean is both frustrated as hell and grudgingly impressed because, hell, they’ve dealt with demons less sassy than this.
Sam sighs, and Dean has to cough into his hand to keep from laughing because that particular brand of exasperation is usually reserved for him. “Just be straight with us.”
For some reason, that’s hilarious. It takes a second before Dean remembers the dude they’d seen the kid with before they’d picked him up. Big, serial killer looking guy, sporting leather and a possessive hand on kid-snark’s back. Oh man.
Dean snorts and gives Sam patented ‘what? it’s funny’ shoulders when it earns him a glare.
“Trust me, dude,” the kid says. “I’m being as straight with you as…well, I was gonna say humanly possible but…”
A flash of canines has Sam rolling his eyes and sue him, Dean sorta wants to high-five the kid. You know you’ve been hunting for too long when you start rooting for your mark.
“You’re driving a stolen car,” Sam says. “You’re carrying a fake ID. Every word out of your mouth so far has been bullshit-”
“Says the hunter posing as an FBI agent,” the kid says, tapping a nonchalant beat on his water bottle.
Sam pulls out bitch-face number eleven. “Is anything about you real?”
The kid grins and bobs his head. “My boobs.”
Dean laughs so hard he almost pulls something.
to my beloved tsipajoe
Headcanon: Jackson transferring to Dalton Academy and he is co-captain of lacrosse team with Sebastian
Cosplay de Jurasic Park.
Cosplay de Jurasic Park, me ha encantado, con ese jeep tuneado igual, la matricula el pase…
Teen Wolf AU meme: eight movie aus
Best friends since childhood, Scott & Stiles, are psychics hiding out in Hong Kong. Scott, a Watcher, sees glimpses into the future giving him the ability to alter events before they happen. Stiles, a Mover, is capable of manipulating the gravitational field around objects at will. They use their abilities to run cons & stay beyond the reach of Division, the government agency set on building an army of psychics amped up by the deadly drug R16.
One day, Scott’s visions begin to feature Allison Argent, a beautiful Pusher from the boys’ past, alone in Hong Kong & on the run after stealing a syringe of R16 from the Division lab controlled by her family. Allison’s grandfather, a Pusher infamous for his ruthless tactics, & her father Chris, a powerful Mover, will stop at nothing to keep the syringe & Allison - the only psychic to ever survive an injection of the drug - out of any hands but their own.
Also tracking Allison is Peter, a Watcher like Scott, who wants the syringe in order to fulfill his own plans to take down Division. He enlists Erica & Isaac, a couple of Bleeders-for-Hire, to help him “persuade” Scott & Stiles to give up Allison. Derek, a Shadow & Peter’s estranged nephew, agrees to help the boys in order to get retribution for the murder of his sister at his uncle’s hands.
With the assistance of Derek’s contacts - Deaton, an ex-Division Stitch; Morrell, an expat Sniff, & her socialite Shifter girlfriend, Lydia; & Boyd, a mysterious Wiper who just wants to get paid - Scott & Stiles might be able to stay alive, outwit Peter, & get their hands on the key to taking down Division once & for all.
Which just leaves Allison. Was she ever really the girl who ran scams with them that summer on Coney Island or was it all just a Push?
POOR BABY ARE YOU ALONE ON YOUR THRONE. WHERE’S YOUR DEAR VAAKO TO KEEP YOUR FEET WARM.
#sarah the mythchild kingslayer story-swallower #her will is as strong as yours and her eyes can be so cruel #and when she says her kingdom is as great as his it is because this is her kingdom #he is the raptor at her wrist and flies (takes; frightens; reorders time) at her word #she is the queen who makes herself; if persephone had no hades to offer her the pomegranate #she would have had to invent him #now come away with me child; to the water and the wild #find yourself on the edges of mazes and dreamscapes #and choose and choose and choose #have choices taken from you and choose anyway #(this is how women are made; in choosing)