imagine being part of Team Rocket’s R&D dept. “oh yeah, lets create a pokemon grabber shaped like a pokemon. Its also a submarine.”
"Hows it powered?"
"Lets go green: foot pedaling"
Anonymous said: if, by some highly unlikely stroke of luck, marvel announces a captain marvel movie, how would you want it to go down?
KATEE SACKHOFF IS: CAROL DANVERS, A BRASH YOUNG PILOT WHO WANTS TO PROVE HERSELF TO THE WORLD
SENT OUT TO INVESTIGATE ~MYSTERIOUS READINGS~, SEES SOME BLOND DUDE GET IN A FIGHT WITH ANOTHER WEIRD LOOKING GUY, RUSHES INTO HELP BUT GETS CAUGHT IN AN EXPLOSION AS THE WEIRD GUY’S MACHINE EXPLODES
BLOND GUY USES HIS DYING BREATH TO SAY “MARVEL” AND SHE REALIZES HE DIED TO SAVE HER
NOW SHE HAS POWERS SHE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND BUT THE WEIRD GUY (REVEALED TO BE YON-ROGG, A HOSTILE ALIEN FROM THE KREE RACE) IS STILL OUT THERE AND SHE HAS TO BECOME A HERO IN ORDER TO HUNT HIM DOWN
ALONG THE WAY SHE MEETS MONICA RAMBEAU, A CIVILIAN SHIP CAPTAIN WHO IS EXPOSED TO THE SAME ENERGY AFTER BEING HIRED TO TRANSPORT YON-ROGG’S TECH AND THEY TEAM UP
SHE ALSO RUNS INTO JESSICA DREW, A FORMER DOUBLE AGENT OF HYDRA AND SHIELD WHO IS NOW WORKING ON HER OWN AFTER SHIELD COLLAPSED
EVENTUALLY SHE LEARNS MAR-VELL’S REAL NAME AND BACKSTORY, AND TO HONOR HIM SHE TAKES UP THE NAME CAPTAIN MARVEL
END SCENE: SHE COMES BACK FROM THE BIG BATTLE, EXHAUSTED, AND HER CAT DOESN’T RESPOND TO HER AND SHE GETS KIND OF WORRIED BUT THEN SHE TURNS ON THE LIGHT AND CAPTAIN AMERICA IS STANDING IN HER LIVING ROOM AND HE’S LIKE “I’M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THE AVENGERS INITIATIVE”
They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker
!!!!! So here for this!
"Weapons?! Oh jeez, uh, couldn’t we just send a— a strongly worded letter??"
"I don’t like swords because — THIS THING IS AWESOME!!!!!"
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Officially Renewed
Ahead of the ABC Up Fronts press meeting when everyone was expecting the big news ABC has officially renewed Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. The season 1 finale will air this Tuesday May 13th and Season 2 is expected to begin mid-September. In addition ABC has given the go ahead to … … Read More
THE MOST IMPORTANT PART WAS UNDER THE READ MORE:
In addition ABC has given the go ahead to companion Marvel series Agent Carter based on the character of Agent Peggy Carter from the movies Captain America: The First Avenger, Captain America: The Winter Soldier and the Agent Carter one-shot short film found on the Iron Man 3 Blu Ray release.
WE’RE GETTING AGENT CARTER GUYS!!! ! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL WE ARE GETTING PEGGY IN HER OWN TV SHOW!!!!!!
Honestly, it’s quite astonishing how much misery this movie manages to pack into two hours of mostly action sequences and espionage subplots, particularly since Captain America is supposedly one of the “lighter” superheroes, compared to the unending grimdarkness of Batman. I guess this is the difference between “manpain” and “a man in legitimate emotional pain.”
this was just maybe flat out my favorite part of this review because hi, true